Noah is a junior in his first year in The Torch. He was accidentally admitted to the SLHS press, but he liked the mistake so much that he decided to join his school’s newspaper. “What could possibly go wrong?” he said. He’s quite the character, often lazy; he likes to do his assignments early, then be lazy, or be lazy and do them late. You can catch him stealing the USAF’s F-15 EX “Strike Eagle”, the Luftwaffe’s Eurofighter “Typhoon”, or the JASDF’s F2A “Viper Zero”. And occasionally, swimming in IKEA’s stuffed animals.